SCIENCE IS MY NERF DART LAUNCHER, INTELLECT IS MY BUTTERKNIFE
This fucking woman
The passiveness of this sentence makes me laugh every time I see it.
There goes Godzilla, destroying the city.
I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking slut
I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking virgin
Keeping The Same Tabs Open For 9 Days Straight Because They Contain Information Relevant To Tasks You’re Too Lazy To Complete - A novel by me
gifset per episode - 2x05 The Legend of Old Gregg
"Y’ever drunk Bailey’s from a shoe?"
"Y’wanna come to a club where people wee on each other?"
"I’m gonna hurt you."
Silence of the lambs (1991)
Just found out there are two Bones in my shin, and two shins on my body. That’s four Bones. Fuck this shit
dude thats not even the worst of it. go look up what your ribs are made of
OK, i will, but I’m warning you if it’s bones I’m gonna be so pissed off
a cute snail eating a strawberry
u just take ur time there lil buddy
ANYONE ELSE FIRST THINK THAT THIS FREAKING SNAIL UNHINGED IT’S HUGEASS JAW OH MY GOD