this is probably my favorite joke from futurama tbh
I love Futurama but I don’t get this what’s the joke
The joke is that a bunch of conspiracy theories say aliens came and taught Egypt how to build pyramids (because they are ‘too impossible’ for humans to have built’) and it’s actually the Egyptians that taught aliens and advanced their culture.
I hope it applies to Aztecs and Mayans too ;)
WHAT IF SEASON ONE/TWO SAM WAS A PROPHET
I MEAN HEADACHES, VISIONS OF THE FUTURE…
AND WHEN HE DIED CHUCK WAS MADE INTO THE NEW PROPHET AND THAT’S WHY HE NEVER HAD ANY MORE VISIONS
this could actually make tons of sense
That would make more sense than in the canon where Sam is “LOL nope no more headaches anymore LOL just took some ibuprofen it’s all good now”
An irresistibly-brilliant graphic novel adaptation of The Graveyard Book by Neil Gaiman, adapted by award-winning illustrator P. Craig Russell, in two volumes.
Doctor, Sherlock wants his shirt back.
welcome to the BBC, we have twelve actors three writers and ten props
Limited sets and filming locations too, the forest scenes in Robot of Sherwood (seen in the Capaldi gif) were filmed in the same place as the Dewer’s Hollow scenes in Hounds.
In which seven cats all discover the same slightly elevated flat thing and claim it as their own while pretending the other six cats don’t exist.
game of thrones
If someone says “I love u” and you say “I love u 2” back, make sure you add “no Bono” so they know you mean that you love them too, not just the legendary Irish rock band U2
Running seems like a great idea until you actually start running
Sex seems like a fun idea until your bent over a bar stool in the back if a club your too young for about to be plowed by a tall dark man named Mike
i feel as though we’ve had different experiences
Félicien Rops, A un dîner d’athées (At a dinner of atheists), circa 1874.
pro of watching football: very athletic men
con of watching football: lots of plot holes & very little character development
"420 blaze it", hannibal chuckles to himself, as he preheats his oven and prepares to bake a stoner into brownies.