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On a lonely planet spinning its way toward damnation amid the fear and despair of a broken human race, who is left to fight for all that is good and pure and gets you smashed for under a fiver? Yes, it's the surprising adventures of me!
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wellmanicuredman:

ernest hemmingway was so renowned for his brevity that he could write a moving and compelling story using only six words:

"for sale: baby shoes, never worn."

i have bested hemmingway by creating another, even more heartwrenching story, using only five words:

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dirky-dirky-heart:

evil-fallen-angel:

mundi-mage:

gallifreyanconsultingdetective:

biomorphosis:

This is not a tasty gummy sweet but a Jewel Caterpillar found in Amazon Rainforest. They are covered with sticky goo-like, gellatinous tubercles that provides protection from its predator like ants until they metamorphosise into winged moths.

HAVE YOU SEEN IT GROWN UP THOUGH

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literal pokemon

have you seen the cocoon it makes though? image

it’s so pretty as a baby, it looks like an actual gem. then suddenly it pupates into a net thing and when it comes out it looks like the fucking Lorax 

dude

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Track: Orange Crush
Artist: R.E.M.
Posted on August 2 with 325 notes at 3:14 pm · reblog

(Source: 10uhclock)

Posted on August 2 with 17,030 notes at 2:52 pm · reblog

unteens:

people who can’t handle all black outfits are weak

Posted on August 2 with 97,942 notes at 2:28 pm · reblog

parkingstrange:

jacobae-shaddix:

Do you ever just see a cute selfie of a person you don’t follow and just kinda

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oh my god

Posted on August 2 with 19,140 notes at 2:28 pm · reblog

miss-milk:

fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk.

(Source: sizvideos)

Posted on August 2 with 116,625 notes at 2:21 pm · reblog

olliekirkland:

you are the dancing queen

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(Source: philenor)

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human:

legalmexican:

momcrotch:

am I alive

yas Kris you get that dick

this makes me uncomfortable tbh

human:

legalmexican:

momcrotch:

am I alive

yas Kris you get that dick

this makes me uncomfortable tbh

Posted on August 2 with 12,610 notes at 1:54 pm · reblog

asylum-art:

Matteo Della Chieasa Art

artist on tumblr

OnBehance, Dribbble, DeviantArt

  1. Man cropped woman
  2. Time traveling
  3. In cage
  4. Transformation
  5. The origin of the new war
  6. The tree
  7. Welcome to the Storm
  8. Wonderland
  9. The dawn of the new day
Posted on August 2 with 413 notes at 1:36 pm · reblog

guy:

*aggressively stabs at each individual letter when retyping password*

(Source: guy)

Posted on August 2 with 195,550 notes at 1:21 pm · reblog

(Source: sourpatchdicks)

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Tomorrow, When The War Began - Scenery

Posted on August 2 with 255 notes at 2:03 am · reblog
#this film is so beautiful I wish it had gotten more international attention

extremeliking:

Look at the name of this liquor store I drove past yesterday.

extremeliking:

Look at the name of this liquor store I drove past yesterday.

Posted on August 2 with 6 notes at 1:20 am · reblog

aduhm:

he fuck that goat

aduhm:

he fuck that goat

(Source: toomanykids)

Posted on August 2 with 92,374 notes at 12:42 am · reblog