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On a lonely planet spinning its way toward damnation amid the fear and despair of a broken human race, who is left to fight for all that is good and pure and gets you smashed for under a fiver? Yes, it's the surprising adventures of me:

Krystal. 20. Sydney, Australia.
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queenofdorite:

SCIENCE IS MY NERF DART LAUNCHER, INTELLECT IS MY BUTTERKNIFE

queenofdorite:

SCIENCE IS MY NERF DART LAUNCHER, INTELLECT IS MY BUTTERKNIFE

Posted on April 25 with 49,061 notes at 1:01 pm · reblog

yahoneydip:

This fucking woman

Posted on April 25 with 313,192 notes at 1:01 pm · reblog

conquerorwurm:

dizzydennis:

The passiveness of this sentence makes me laugh every time I see it.There goes Godzilla, destroying the city.

conquerorwurm:

dizzydennis:

The passiveness of this sentence makes me laugh every time I see it.

There goes Godzilla, destroying the city.

Posted on April 25 with 6,600 notes at 1:00 pm · reblog

(Source: urserlicious)

Posted on April 25 with 25,802 notes at 12:54 pm · reblog

domdean:

cuntakinte:

I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking slut

I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking virgin

Posted on April 25 with 16,665 notes at 12:54 pm · reblog

tapdancers:

Keeping The Same Tabs Open For 9 Days Straight Because They Contain Information Relevant To Tasks You’re Too Lazy To Complete - A novel by me

(Source: basedpidgeot)

Posted on April 25 with 319,121 notes at 12:53 pm · reblog

gifset per episode - 2x05 The Legend of Old Gregg

"Y’ever drunk Bailey’s from a shoe?"

"… what?"

"Y’wanna come to a club where people wee on each other?"

"… no."

"I’m gonna hurt you."

(Source: northernpins)

Posted on April 25 with 929 notes at 12:53 pm · reblog

horrorgorewhore:

Silence of the lambs (1991)

Posted on April 25 with 758 notes at 12:45 pm · reblog

monetizeyourcat:

boysinbarrettes:

monetizeyourcat:

Just found out there are two Bones in my shin, and two shins on my body. That’s four Bones. Fuck this shit

dude thats not even the worst of it. go look up what your ribs are made of

OK, i will, but I’m warning you if it’s bones I’m gonna be so pissed off

Posted on April 25 with 125,840 notes at 12:45 pm · reblog

thesoldierfromthemountains:

earthdad:

a cute snail eating a strawberry
u just take ur time there lil buddy

ANYONE ELSE FIRST THINK THAT THIS FREAKING SNAIL UNHINGED IT’S HUGEASS JAW OH MY GOD

thesoldierfromthemountains:

earthdad:

a cute snail eating a strawberry

u just take ur time there lil buddy

ANYONE ELSE FIRST THINK THAT THIS FREAKING SNAIL UNHINGED IT’S HUGEASS JAW OH MY GOD

Posted on April 25 with 41,042 notes at 12:42 pm · reblog

g0thdetectives07:

Fave family

g0thdetectives07:

Fave family

Posted on April 25 with 107 notes at 12:25 pm · reblog

youngworkersvic:

Credit: Aussies Against Abbott

youngworkersvic:

Credit: Aussies Against Abbott

Posted on April 25 with 130 notes at 1:36 am · reblog
#For Teagan #because she is in a 'fuck the government' mood #love u girl #everybodylovesapianist #Teagan

(Source: swuu)

Posted on April 25 with 5,439 notes at 1:35 am · reblog

aravenwritingdesk:

realspacecowboy:

dad duties

NOT TODAY NOT TODAY

aravenwritingdesk:

realspacecowboy:

dad duties

NOT TODAY NOT TODAY

(Source: 4GIFs.com)

Posted on April 25 with 204,609 notes at 1:16 am · reblog

pokemonnurse:

shinjimikami:

ok

Thank

pokemonnurse:

shinjimikami:

ok

Thank

(Source: garykingofthegays)

Posted on April 25 with 210,656 notes at 1:10 am · reblog