"Every time something happens I imagine you saying something sarcastic"
Just a Little Dabble in Temporary Bigamy
On a lonely planet spinning its way toward damnation amid the fear and despair of a broken human race, who is left to fight for all that is good and pure and gets you smashed for under a fiver? Yes, it's the surprising adventures of me:

Krystal. 20. Sydney, Australia.
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allisonscrown:

"where’s my christian grey????” hopefully locked up in prison

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barebackinq:

Me: Mom I don’t think I am getting any better, I still feel sick…

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wishingondisney:

STILL THE FUNNIEST THING EVER 

i will never get over this

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#TURN DOWN FOR BEAST

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cheesyrogue:

cheesyrogue:

i made a new skyrim character whose main goal in life is to steal all of the cheese in skyrim for herself

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she hasn’t gotten very far yet but she’s off to a good start

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three cities worth of cheese… i’d call that progress

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blameaspartame:

"Two roads diverged in a yellow wood …"

blameaspartame:

"Two roads diverged in a yellow wood …"

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memeguy-com:

Didnt I say you were grounded

memeguy-com:

Didnt I say you were grounded

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zaccharine:

honestly my favorite thing ive ever made in photoshop is catloaf

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my graphic arts teacher hung it on the wall in the ga computer lab

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Australia and it's cities.
Sydney: Tourist attractions with amazing beaches. Don't go out west though unless you want to get shanked.
Melbourne: Shopping, coffee, AFL, Frankston is the big no-no.
Brisbane: Gold Coast and theme parks. Don't you fucking call it BrisVegas! It's a pretty shithole
Adelaide: The Great Australian Bight. Nothing else.
Darwin: Crocodiles, snakes. Shit all but red dirt.
Hobart: Beautiful scenery. Incest.
Perth: Amazing beaches, rich cunts. Don't go to the end of the train lines.
Canberra: Parliament. That's it.
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