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the-snowflake-owl:

pasteljustice:

megasumpex:

asmilinggoddess:

this is probably my favorite joke from futurama tbh

I love Futurama but I don’t get this what’s the joke

The joke is that a bunch of conspiracy theories say aliens came and taught Egypt how to build pyramids (because they are ‘too impossible’ for humans to have built’) and it’s actually the Egyptians that taught aliens and advanced their culture.

I hope it applies to Aztecs and Mayans too ;)

Posted on September 22 with 5,445 notes at 7:59 pm · reblog

coffee-without-a-pause:

sam-winchester-admiration-league:

amazingspntextposts:

WAIT GUYS

WHAT IF SEASON ONE/TWO SAM WAS A PROPHET

I MEAN HEADACHES, VISIONS OF THE FUTURE…

AND WHEN HE DIED CHUCK WAS MADE INTO THE NEW PROPHET AND THAT’S WHY HE NEVER HAD ANY MORE VISIONS

this could actually make tons of sense

That would make more sense than in the canon where Sam is “LOL nope no more headaches anymore LOL just took some ibuprofen it’s all good now”

Posted on September 22 with 15,648 notes at 7:44 pm · reblog
#interesting in theory but the spn writers are pretty bad for just dropping subplots so #one can hope

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Posted on September 22 with 201,895 notes at 7:32 pm · reblog
#noooooo #what the hell

behindthebloom:

An irresistibly-brilliant graphic novel adaptation of The Graveyard Book by Neil Gaiman, adapted by award-winning illustrator P. Craig Russell, in two volumes.

behindthebloom:

An irresistibly-brilliant graphic novel adaptation of The Graveyard Book by Neil Gaiman, adapted by award-winning illustrator P. Craig Russell, in two volumes.

Posted on September 22 with 94 notes at 7:32 pm · reblog

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Posted on September 22 with 14 notes at 7:06 pm · reblog

will-think-about-a-name-later:

dex5m:

Doctor, Sherlock wants his shirt back.

welcome to the BBC, we have twelve actors three writers and ten props

Limited sets and filming locations too, the forest scenes in Robot of Sherwood (seen in the Capaldi gif) were filmed in the same place as the Dewer’s Hollow scenes in Hounds. 

Posted on September 22 with 21,455 notes at 6:59 pm · reblog
#I mean I noticed straight away but I haven't seen anyone mention it

erikalynae:

cyberpunk kitten is my new aesthetic

erikalynae:

cyberpunk kitten is my new aesthetic

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Posted on September 22 with 52,068 notes at 6:48 pm · reblog

deanshuggybear:

fozmeadows:

In which seven cats all discover the same slightly elevated flat thing and claim it as their own while pretending the other six cats don’t exist.

game of thrones

deanshuggybear:

fozmeadows:

In which seven cats all discover the same slightly elevated flat thing and claim it as their own while pretending the other six cats don’t exist.

game of thrones

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Posted on September 22 with 328,083 notes at 6:44 pm · reblog

kingcheddarxvii:

If someone says “I love u” and you say “I love u 2” back, make sure you add “no Bono” so they know you mean that you love them too, not just the legendary Irish rock band U2

Posted on September 22 with 15,046 notes at 6:55 am · reblog

stability:

theperksofbeingbeyonce:

stability:

Running seems like a great idea until you actually start running

Sex seems like a fun idea until your bent over a bar stool in the back if a club your too young for about to be plowed by a tall dark man named Mike

i feel as though we’ve had different experiences

Posted on September 21 with 636,021 notes at 11:50 pm · reblog

antitacta:

Félicien Rops, A un dîner d’athées (At a dinner of atheists), circa 1874.

antitacta:

Félicien Rops, A un dîner d’athées (At a dinner of atheists), circa 1874.

Posted on September 21 with 371 notes at 11:49 pm · reblog

ghoulinski:

pro of watching football: very athletic men
con of watching football: lots of plot holes & very little character development

Posted on September 21 with 6,592 notes at 11:48 pm · reblog

licensetocannibalize:

"420 blaze it", hannibal chuckles to himself, as he preheats his oven and prepares to bake a stoner into brownies.

Posted on September 21 with 6,023 notes at 11:47 pm · reblog

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Posted on September 21 with 298,325 notes at 11:33 pm · reblog
#daphne that is bullshit and you know it