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Just a Little Dabble in Temporary Bigamy
On a lonely planet spinning its way toward damnation amid the fear and despair of a broken human race, who is left to fight for all that is good and pure and gets you smashed for under a fiver? Yes, it's the surprising adventures of me!
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animatedamerican:

awwww-cute:

A box of baby bengals

"What? No, I’m sorry, I ordered half a dozen mini bagels —”"Shut up, we’re keeping them."

animatedamerican:

awwww-cute:

A box of baby bengals

"What? No, I’m sorry, I ordered half a dozen mini bagels —”
"Shut up, we’re keeping them."

Posted on October 2 with 64,127 notes at 1:13 am · reblog

cleffairie:

i feel like once you were emo in middle school youre low key emo for the rest of your life, like you could be 20 in the middle of college wearing uggs or whatever but once you hear the first key to the black parade/i write sins/sugar we’re going down you sprout an imaginary fringe and start yelling your lungs out like its 2007 all over again

Posted on October 2 with 94,091 notes at 1:09 am · reblog
#this is basically what happened to me a few weeks ago with mcr #and now they've taken over my goddamn life again #I BOUGHT COMIC BOOKS AND MUM BOUGHT ME A KEYRING

heinekenrana:

darkpathos:

"You either die a hero or live long enough to become a villain." 

FRICK

Posted on October 2 with 395,477 notes at 1:03 am · reblog

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ununhexium:

b-sides haha more like why wasnt this on the fucking album 

Posted on October 2 with 7,110 notes at 12:42 am · reblog
#Heaven Help Us to The Black Parade.

d-demonocracy:

welcome to night vale

d-demonocracy:

welcome to night vale

Posted on October 1 with 1,085 notes at 11:32 pm · reblog

snorlaxatives:

me: *eats cookie dough*

some weak ass person: “you’ll get salmonella poisoning!!!” 

image

Posted on October 1 with 42,488 notes at 11:32 pm · reblog

thatfunnyblog:

craig chill out man

thatfunnyblog:

craig chill out man

(Source: shovel2)

Posted on October 1 with 238,957 notes at 11:31 pm · reblog

The Shining (1980)

(Source: crityrion)

Posted on October 1 with 1,043 notes at 11:31 pm · reblog


Track: Bruces' Philosophers Song (Bruces' Song)
Artist: Monty Python
bruces’ philosophers song | monty python
there’s nothin’ nietszche couldn’t teach ya ‘bout the raising of the wrist / socrates himself was permanently pissed

(Source: tterryjones)

Posted on October 1 with 48 notes at 11:31 pm · reblog

franticassing:

oscob:

bleed-dopamine:

vaporwavehentai:

Edge

Word

BANKSY DOES IT AGAIN!

damng….really makes you think

franticassing:

oscob:

bleed-dopamine:

vaporwavehentai:

Edge

Word

BANKSY DOES IT AGAIN!

damng….really makes you think

(Source: fueledbyalltimelow)

Posted on October 1 with 49,413 notes at 11:28 pm · reblog

tastefullyoffensive:

The Wisconsin Humane Society is really good at naming kittens. [via]

tastefullyoffensive:

The Wisconsin Humane Society is really good at naming kittens. [via]

Posted on October 1 with 15,681 notes at 8:57 pm · reblog

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blogrolltide:

this could be us but u playin

blogrolltide:

this could be us but u playin

(Source: scenekidsepicallyfail)

Posted on October 1 with 113,612 notes at 8:54 pm · reblog