A box of baby bengals
"What? No, I’m sorry, I ordered half a dozen mini bagels —”
"Shut up, we’re keeping them."
i feel like once you were emo in middle school youre low key emo for the rest of your life, like you could be 20 in the middle of college wearing uggs or whatever but once you hear the first key to the black parade/i write sins/sugar we’re going down you sprout an imaginary fringe and start yelling your lungs out like its 2007 all over again
b-sides haha more like why wasnt this on the fucking album
ｗｅｌｃｏｍｅ ｔｏ ｎｉｇｈｔ ｖａｌｅ
me: *eats cookie dough*
some weak ass person: “you’ll get salmonella poisoning!!!”
The Shining (1980)
bruces’ philosophers song | monty pythonthere’s nothin’ nietszche couldn’t teach ya ‘bout the raising of the wrist / socrates himself was permanently pissed
BANKSY DOES IT AGAIN!
damng….really makes you think