ernest hemmingway was so renowned for his brevity that he could write a moving and compelling story using only six words:
"for sale: baby shoes, never worn."
i have bested hemmingway by creating another, even more heartwrenching story, using only five words:
This is not a tasty gummy sweet but a Jewel Caterpillar found in Amazon Rainforest. They are covered with sticky goo-like, gellatinous tubercles that provides protection from its predator like ants until they metamorphosise into winged moths.
HAVE YOU SEEN IT GROWN UP THOUGH
have you seen the cocoon it makes though?
it’s so pretty as a baby, it looks like an actual gem. then suddenly it pupates into a net thing and when it comes out it looks like the fucking Lorax
people who can’t handle all black outfits are weak
Do you ever just see a cute selfie of a person you don’t follow and just kinda
oh my god
am I alive
yas Kris you get that dick
this makes me uncomfortable tbh
- Man cropped woman
- Time traveling
- In cage
- The origin of the new war
- The tree
- Welcome to the Storm
- The dawn of the new day
Tomorrow, When The War Began - Scenery
Look at the name of this liquor store I drove past yesterday.