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On a lonely planet spinning its way toward damnation amid the fear and despair of a broken human race, who is left to fight for all that is good and pure and gets you smashed for under a fiver? Yes, it's the surprising adventures of me:

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fuckonthis:

this is so important.

you fucking asshole.

(Source: stupidfuckingquestions)

Posted on April 17 with 349,210 notes at 1:32 pm · reblog

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itsfunnytome:

Absolutely useless website that I spent way too much time on. 

Posted on April 17 with 9 notes at 1:28 pm · reblog

relahvant:

smatter:

guys read the fine print its hilarious

THAT POOR LUCHA LIBRE LIONFISH

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Posted on April 17 with 128,046 notes at 1:27 pm · reblog

the-stradivarius:

if i lay here

if i just lay here

would you lie with me and marathon the extended edition lord of the rings trilogy

(Source: higherfunction)

Posted on April 17 with 12,892 notes at 12:39 pm · reblog

chauvinistsushi:

contraception:

the goal is to love myself so much it offends other people

image

Posted on April 17 with 30,771 notes at 2:42 am · reblog

buggy-heichou:

videoisvideo:

kunstlerroman:

A gecko utilizing claws on their feet to defy gravity. 



Fact: David Bowie is a gecko

buggy-heichou:

videoisvideo:

kunstlerroman:

A gecko utilizing claws on their feet to defy gravity. 

Fact: David Bowie is a gecko

Posted on April 17 with 60,488 notes at 2:37 am · reblog

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ignigeno:

garnhamghast:

Chinese knock offs are the best

Fucking lost it at Robert Cop just chillin’ with Johnny 5 and the lovechild of C-3P0 and the T-1000

Posted on April 17 with 29,871 notes at 2:09 am · reblog

clubpenguln:

Rock, paper, scissors, pencil, eraser. I thought we were naming office supplies. Why do I have a rock

Posted on April 17 with 33,518 notes at 2:07 am · reblog

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dancing-to-your-heartbeat:

Showing up at your best friends house uninvited.

dancing-to-your-heartbeat:

Showing up at your best friends house uninvited.

Posted on April 17 with 202,518 notes at 1:53 am · reblog
#waffles

nosdrinker:

codeinewarrior:

girls just wanna have f

ood poisoning

(Source: almondmilkpapi)

Posted on April 17 with 38,687 notes at 1:53 am · reblog

kasice:

nerdyvirgo:

myriniponddeadlyrocker:

omniscientraven:

That was not what I was expecting

that escalated quickly

haaa.

Lmaooooooo

(Source: shemolaxing)

Posted on April 17 with 422,828 notes at 1:52 am · reblog

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