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Just a Little Dabble in Temporary Bigamy
On a lonely planet spinning its way toward damnation amid the fear and despair of a broken human race, who is left to fight for all that is good and pure and gets you smashed for under a fiver? Yes, it's the surprising adventures of me!
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seotaijiandboys:

*fantasizes about living alone, healthy, bills payed, with a nice fenced in backyard for my dogs to play*

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i-learned-it-from-the-pizzaman:

So my teacher told us that two blue eyed people can’t have a brown eyed kid and this kid in my class said “but both my parents have blue eyes and I have brown eyes”.  The teacher said “so you’re adopted”.  THe next day the kid came in and told us that he confronted his parents about it and that they said he was adopted but wanted to wait for the right time to tell him.  

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The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993)

The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993)

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freedomfororcas:

hellothewhalessay:

Wikie by Inoukorca on Flickr.

Okay I’m sorry but the water distortion makes Wikie’s face look huge its great

freedomfororcas:

hellothewhalessay:

Wikie by Inoukorca on Flickr.

Okay I’m sorry but the water distortion makes Wikie’s face look huge its great

Posted on October 20 with 1,375 notes at 5:07 pm · reblog

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tastefullyoffensive:

Be nice to Frank. [caboosium]

tastefullyoffensive:

Be nice to Frank.

[caboosium]

Posted on October 20 with 45,486 notes at 3:52 pm · reblog

poupon:

drakensberg:

The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

how dare you say we piss on the poor

Posted on October 20 with 485,565 notes at 3:26 pm · reblog

thesylverlining:

hot-topic-trash-baby:

I want to be spoiled but I also feel extremely guilty when people use money on me

seriously. I alternate between “I want to be showered in diamonds because I deserve it” and “noOO OH MY GOD I CAN’T LET YOU BUY  ME LUNCH NOOO DON’T I AM NOT WORTHY OMG PRECIOUS FRIEND NO ;A;”

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themarginistoosmall:

"I would NEVER have guessed you had anxiety and depression issues ! You’re always so confident and everything !”

Well

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banavalope:

im home

banavalope:

im home

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bosimba:

i found a leather jacket made for build-a-bears in my closet so naturally i had to put it on my cat

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gandalf1202:

Albert Edelfelt - Queen Blanche of Norway and Sweden with Prince Hacon [1877] on Flickr.
[Atenum, Helsinki - Oil on canvas, 75.5 x 96.5 cm]

gandalf1202:

Albert Edelfelt - Queen Blanche of Norway and Sweden with Prince Hacon [1877] on Flickr.

[Atenum, Helsinki - Oil on canvas, 75.5 x 96.5 cm]

Posted on October 20 with 77 notes at 2:06 pm · reblog